horny-toad

Updated: May 4, 2025

But I wasn't afraid none ump-um, not me I jest kept a-crawlin' and a-crawlin', hopin' to find some rocks or shelter, until she stacked up on top of me thirty foot deep. Thirty foot and slumped down on top o' me until I felt like a horny-toad under a haystack.

Dane Coolidge - Hidden Water