dride-up

Updated: May 6, 2025

She's tickled me considerabull sumtims only it was the wrong wa. Most human naturs git tickled the wrong wa sumtims. She was heviest onter me the fust yeer I ever owned a Umbrellar. I was going on 18 yeer old then, and praid for rane as bad as any dride-up farmer.

Artemus Ward - The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 7: Miscellaneous