ar-rmadillo'd

Updated: May 23, 2025

F'r weeks I lay awake at nights fearin' that th' Spanish ar-rmadillo'd lave the Cape Verde Islands, where it wasn't, an' take th' thrain out here, an' hur-rl death an' desthruction into me little store. Day be day th' pitiless exthries come out an' beat down on me.

Finley Peter Dunne - Mr. Dooley in Peace and in War