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Thinks I, ''Tis a shame f'r to lave this savage man in possession iv this fine abode, an' him not able f'r to vote an' without a frind on th' polis foorce. So says I: 'Snakes, I says, 'get along, says I. 'I want ye'er house, an' ye best move out west iv th' thracks, an' dig a hole f'r ye'ersilf, I says. 'Divvle th' fut I will step out iv this house, says Snakes.
"Who's dead, Jimmie?" he asked, with real concern " why do ye wear th' sorry rag on ye'er hat an' th' ravens on ye'er hands?" "No one you know," James replied, carelessly flicking a speck from his overcoat sleeve. "The city supplied them for the committee what went to Moriarty's funeral last month." "Oh!"
'Give me ye'er hand. 'I can't, says another. 'I haven't wan left. 'Where's me leg? 'Sarch me. 'I've lost me voice. 'Me mind is shot away. 'Reach me some wather. 'Pass th' can. 'A horse is settin' on me chest. 'What's that? They'se a batthry iv artillery on me. 'I've broke something.
'Twas at an iviction; an', though he didn't know me, I inthrajooced mesilf be landin' him back iv th' ear with a bouldher th' size iv ye'er two fists together. He didn't know me aftherwards, ayether. "We niver had but wan reunion iv th' Dooley fam'ly, an' that was tin years ago.
It reaches fr'm here to here, makin' a rough sketch iv th' burned disthrict undher th' blanket. 'I felt it comin' on last night but I didn't say annything f'r fear iv alarmin' me wife, so I simply groaned, says ye. "While ye ar-re describin' ye'er pangs, he walks around th' room lookin' at th' pictures. Afther ye've got through he comes over an says: 'Lave me look at ye'er tongue.
'None iv ye'er business, says Pat. 'Answered like a man an' a sojer, says th' coort. 'Jackuse, says Zola fr'm th' dureway. An' they thrun him out. 'Call Col. Hinnery, says th' coort. 'He ray-fuses to answer. 'Good. Th' case is clear. Cap forged th' will.
'But, he says, 'I want ye to save ye'er money, he says, 'f'r a rainy day. 'He's right, Dinnis, says th' soggarth, 'he's right, he says. 'Ye should save a little in case ye need it, he says. 'Why don't ye take two dollars, says th' priest, 'an' invist it ivry month, says he, 'in somethin', says he, 'that 'll give ye profits, says he. 'I'll do it, says Dinnis, 'I 'll do it, he says.
Th' man with th' dhrum walloped him over th' head with th' dhrum-stick, an' Dorsey Quinn wint over an' tuk a slide trombone away fr'm the musician an' clubbed th' bass dhrum man with it. Thin we all wint over, an' ye niver see th' like in ye'er born days.
I've acchally got to like it, he says. 'There ain't anny condition iv human life that's not endurable if ye make up ye'er mind that ye've got to endure it, he says.
"At laste I thought it was but Hannigan that come over in it says it's a boat. 'Ye must've had a grand time, says I, 'in this floatin' palace, atin' ye'er fill iv sumchuse food an' gazin' at th' beautifully jooled ladies, says I. 'Ah, says I, 'th' wondhers iv science that cud put together a conthrivance th' like iv that, says I. 'It's a boat, says he.