representashun

Updated: May 17, 2025

Sez he, "What did you bring this pussylanermus cuss here fur?" & he hit the wax figger another tremenjus blow on the hed. Sez I, "You egrejus ass that air's a wax figger a representashun of the false 'Postle."

- Library of the World's Best Literature, Ancient and Modern — Volume 6

"What under the son are you abowt?" cried I. Sez he, "What did you bring this pussylanermus cuss here fur?" and he hit the wax figger another tremenjis blow on the hed. Sez I, "You egrejus ass, that air's a wax figger a representashun of the false 'Postle."

Artemus Ward - The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 1: Essays, Sketches, and Letters