hurt'em

Updated: June 8, 2025

Instead of telling yer friends that it won't hurt'em, as I've heerd of some infatuated pussons doin, tell 'em total abstinence won't hurt 'em, and I'll ventur fur tu say they'll thank ye fur it, instead of cussin of ye tu all eternity fur puttin the glass to their lips.

M. A. Cornelius - Little Wolf: A Tale of the Western Frontier