gin-ral

Updated: May 20, 2025

'Gintlemen, he says, 'onless ye have lived in th' buckboard f'r months on th' parched deserts iv Cubia, he says, 'ye little know what a pleasure it is, he says, 'to dhrink, he says, 'to th' author iv our bein' here, he says. An' Gin-ral Miles wint out an' punched th' bell-boy.

Finley Peter Dunne - Mr. Dooley in Peace and in War