he-missionary

Updated: May 12, 2025

"Well, Ponatah's Swede friend gets himself froze, somehow, so she has to pass the buck. Naturally, she turns to her pals, the missionaries. There's a he-missionary here head mug of the whole gang. He's a godly walloper, and he tears into Satan bare-handed every Sunday.

Rex Ellingwood Beach - Laughing Bill Hyde and Other Stories