delib'ritly

Updated: June 9, 2025

At a special Congressional 'lection in my district the other day I delib'ritly voted for Henry Clay. I admit that Henry is dead, but inasmuch as we don't seem to have a live statesman in our National Congress, let us by all means have a first- class corpse.

Artemus Ward - The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 2: War