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Wall, all A. W. nose abowt it is thet his luvly contemplativ wun day used up the MulteplyKashun tabul in kountin the long Stockins on a close line in Brigham's back yard and he soddingly had to leave, fer the site made him dizzy. It was too mutch for him. Yures abstractid, The solumncholies hev bin on-to A. W. now and agin, as it dus to most ov the four-lorned human naturs in this Vayl of Tares.

I have suspended the vestimenta that were torn off my back to the god of repentance, and shall stay away. Adieu! I have not a word more to say to you. Yours ever. P.S. I hope you will not regret paying a shilling for this packet. Imitating Horace, who relates of himself Me tabul

Penrod released his victim; and the Child King Arthur, somewhat disconcerted, extended his sceptre and, with the assistance of the enraged prompter, said: "Sweet child-friends of the Tabul Round, In brotherly love and kindness abound, Sir Lancelot, you have spoken well, Sir Galahad, too, as clear as bell. So now pray doff your mantles gay. You shall be knighted this very day."

The footlights were aided by a "spot-light" from the rear of the hall; and the children were revealed in a blaze of glory. A hushed, multitudinous "O-OH" of admiration came from the decorous and delighted audience. Then the children sang feebly: "Chuldrun of the Tabul Round, Lit-tul knights and ladies we. Let our voy-siz all resound Faith and hope and charitee!"

His stage-fright had passed, for the audience was but an indistinguishable blur of darkness beyond the dazzling lights. Craftily his brown fingers stole from Maurice's palm to the wrist. The two boys declaimed in concert: "We are two chuldrun of the Tabul Round Strewing kindness all a-round. With love and good deeds striving ever for the best, May our littul efforts e'er be blest.