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I don't claim to be no expert on pathos an' I'm far from regyardin' myse'f as a sharp on tears, but thar's folks who sort o' makes sadness a speshulty, women folks lots of 'em, who allows that what I'm about to recount possesses pecooliar elements of sorrow. "'Thar's a young captain he ain't more'n a boy who's brought a troop of lancers along with us.
Yes, sir; the day when the grizzly b'ar will stand without hitchin' has deeparted the calendar a whole lot. They no longer attempts insolent an' coarse familiar'ties with folks. Instead of regyardin' a rifle as a rotton cornstalk in disguise, they're as gun-shy as a female institoote.
What with the scare an' the pain an' the nosepaint, an' regyardin' of himse'f as right then flutterin' about the rim of eternity, he gets seized with remorse an' allows he's out to confess his sins before he quits.
Oh! he'd kick over the table in a second if he even smells the play. "Now yere's where Providence makes its deboo. It happens while these charities is proceedin', a avaricious gent a stranger within our gates, he is after regyardin' the game awhile, takes to deemin' it easy.
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