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'What was it happened wid the gandher! ejaculated my companion in a tone of indignant surprise; 'the gandher iv Ballymacrucker, the gandher! Your raverance must be a stranger in these parts. Sure every fool knows all about the gandher, and Terence Mooney, that was, rest his sowl.

'What do ye mane, you uncivilised bliggard? says his raverance. 'Is that a venerable way, says he, 'to approach your clargy? says he. 'Hould your tongue, says Bill, 'an' I'll do ye no harum, says he. 'Who are you, ye scoundhrel iv the world? says his raverance. 'Whisht! says he? 'I'm Billy Malowney, says he.

Begorra, 'tis surprisin' to me how in the world you didn't hear iv the gandher; and may be it's funnin me ye are, your raverance. I assured him to the contrary, and conjured him to narrate to me the facts, an unacquaintance with which was sufficient it appeared to stamp me as an ignoramus of the first magnitude.

'You lie! says his raverance for he was frightened beyont all bearin' an' he makes but one jump out iv the bed at the wrong side, where there was only jist a little place in the wall for a press, an' his raverance could not as much as turn in it for the wealth iv kingdoms.

'Thundher-an-owns, says his raverance, says he seein' the Latin took no infect on him, at all at all an' screechin' that you'd think he'd rise the thatch up iv the house wid the fair fright 'and thundher and blazes, boys, will none iv yes come here wid a candle, but lave your clargy to be choked by a spirit in the dark? says he.