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So I 'appened to be down near the 'Ome one day three weeks past, an' I see Lumpy a-goin' in. `'Allo! says I. `'Allo! says 'e; an' then 'e told me all about it. `Does they feed you well? I axed. `Oh! don't they, just! said 'e. `There's to be a blow hout this wery night, said 'e. `I wonder, says I, `if they'd let me in, for I'm uncommon 'ungry, I tell you; 'ad nuffin' to heat since last night. Just as I said that, a lot o' fellers like me came tumblin' up to the door so I sneaked in wi' the rest for I thought they'd kick me hout if they knowed I'd come without inwitation."
"Or obligin' YOU. To tell you the truth, and it don't do no harm to say it now, if you hadn't been promised, I was a-goin' to ast you myself! You took notice I gave you an inwitation there last week to go buggy-ridin' with me. That was leadin' up to it.
Well, the Pope at first was going to get vexed at Father Tom for fetching dhrink thataway in his pocket, as if there wasn't lashins in the house: so says he, "Misther Maguire," says he, "I'd have you to comprehind the differ betuxt an inwitation to dinner from the succissor of Saint Pether, and from a common nagur of a Prodesan squirean that maybe hasn't liquor enough in his cupboard to wet more nor his own heretical whistle.
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