mellionaire

Updated: May 20, 2025

My pride grew with the melon and, by and by, my uncle tried to express the extent and nature of my riches by calling me a mellionaire. I didn't know much about myself those days except the fact that my name was Bart Baynes and, further, that I was an orphan who owned a watermelon and a little spotted hen and lived on Rattle road in a neighborhood called Lickitysplit.

Irving Bacheller - The Light in the Clearing