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In coorse, I can't throw up my sitivation, sir, can I? Neither can my doggie give up his master wot he's so fond of, so I'm obleeged to leave 'im in charge of a friend, with stric' orders to keep 'im locked up till I'm fairly gone. Vell, off I goes, but he manages to escape, an' runs arter me.

"A pretty business it would be if I wasn't," replied Mossrose, doggedly. "Come, ma'am," says he, "I'll tell you vat I do: I take fifty per shent; not a farthing less give me that, and out your husband goes." "Oh, sir, Howard will pay you in a week." "Vell, den, let him stop at my uncle Bendigo's for a week, and come out den he's very comfortable there," said Shylock with a grin.

"He is not doing fery vell, tear Montame Zipod, not fery vell," said poor Schmucke, brushing away the tears from his eyes. "Pooh! you make too much of it, my dear M. Schmucke; we must take things as we find them; Cibot might be at death's door, and I should not take it to heart as you do. Come! the cherub has a good constitution.

On the next day, Jonathan told his partner that he wanted to have some talk with him; so they retired into their little private office, to be alone. "Vat you want?" said the Dutchman, when they were by themselves; for he saw that his partner had something on his mind of graver import than usual. "I'm tired of a co-partnership business," said the Yankee, coming straight to the main point. "Vell?"

When that faculty returned, he remarked in language which was obscure to Di: "Vell, if this ain't a go!" "What is a go?" asked Di with innocent surprise. Instead of answering, Bobby Frog burst into a fit of laughter, but stopped rather suddenly with an expression of pain. "Oh! 'old on! I say. This won't do. Doctor 'e said I musn't larf, 'cause it shakes the leg too much.

You know vell zat I vill die if need be for zee Rajah. Ve must all die vonce, at least, and I should like to die if I must die in a goot cause. What cause better zan frondship? But you say joost now zere is no dancher. Vell, I vill go ant see zee bootterflies to-morrow. After zat, I will go ant die if it must be with zee!"

He would be ruined, utterly ruined by the transaction. But he did sign for the altered sum, and Mr. Hart also signed the paper. "Now, Mr. Barry, as the matter is completed, I think I will withdraw," said Augustus. "It's five thousand pounds clean gone out of my pocket," said Hart, "and I vas as sure of it as ever I vas in my life. There vas no better money than the captain's. Vell, vell!

Dot's de funny ting about some vimmins ven dey vant to talk it over vid her husbands, and de men ven dey vant to see der vives. Den you might as vell lock up de shop ain't dot so? Vat is it you vant one of dem tables? Dot is a Chippendale you can see de legs and de top." "Yes, I see 'em," replied the detective, scanning the circumference of Otto's fat body.

"If I do no more for you than is possible, it will not be enough." "Vell, vell, I vill act qvite frankly." "Frankly that is all I ask," said Peyrade, "and frankness is the only thing at all new that you and I can offer to each other." "Frankly," echoed the Baron. "Vere shall I put you down." "At the corner of the Pont Louis XVI."

"Why, yes, Peter," she said warmly, "I always see a good deal of Edith we're great friends, you know." "Yes, missus, that's vone reason vy I come Edit' t'ink no vone like you ever vas, ever shall be. But den I'm vorried 'bout Edit'." "Worried? Why, Peter? She's well and strong." "Oh, yes, she's vell ver' vell. But Edit' love to have a good time 'vun' she say.