Aren't you a Russian? 'I'm a Mtchanin, granddad; I was born in Mtchensk. 'Oh, silly dunce! but where is Mtchensk? 'How can I tell? 'Mtchensk's in Russia, silly! 'Well, what then, if it is in Russia? 'What then? Why, his Highness the late Prince Mihalo Ilarionovitch Golenishtchev-Kutuzov-Smolensky, with God's aid, graciously drove Bonaparty out of the Russian territories.