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"Faix, mee Lard Bolingbroke, as sure as mee name's Jonathan Swift and I'm not so sure of that neither, for who knows his father's name? there's been a mighty cruel murther committed entirely. A child of Dick Steele's has been barbarously slain, dthrawn, and quarthered, and it's Joe Addison yondther has done it. Ye should have killed one of your own, Joe, ye thief of the world."

Prince Daniel replied by narrating the well-known apologue of the animals "ating each other all up but their TEELS; and that's what you and Imparial Pop yondther will do, blazing away as ye are," added the jocose and royal boy.

Weren't we afther givin' a penny to the wee one yondther for the home?" and Bridget pointed a commanding finger toward the door. Everybody looked. There on the threshold stood the widow of the Richest Trustee. "What do you mean, dear? How could you have given her a penny?" Margaret MacLean asked it in bewilderment. "'Twas all the doin's o' the primrose ring."

There's promises there, sir, enough to fill a bandbox with; and when I have dragged the scoundthrel before the Courts of Law, and shown up his perjury and his dishonour, I have another remedy in yondther mahogany case, sir, which shall set me right, sir, with any individual ye mark me words, Major Pendennis with any individual who has counselled your nephew to insult a soldier and a gentleman.

"An' how's it goin' to be?" he asked, breaking off; "an' if 'tis by Shamus O'Neil's blunderbust that he's fumblin' yondther, will I stand afore or ahint ut? for 'tis fatal both ends, I'm thinkin', like Barney Sullivan's mule. Wirra, wirra! May our souls find mercy, Shamus O'Neil, for we'll both, be wantin' ut this day.

"I think thim green cornfields is prettier looking at than the d tobacky out yondther, and bad lack to it!" "I recollect the place right well, and some queer pranks we played here seven years agone," responded the gentleman addressed as Major. "You remember that man and his wife, whom we took in pawn at the 'Three Rooks'?"

"Phat are ye wantin' wi' 'em?" "I'll tell ye when ye get there. Just thry; ye'll be yondther afore ye know it." Cautiously Sandy rolled over on his stomach and pushed two shrunken little legs out from the covers.

Then Bridget shook a commanding finger at Sandy. "Ye take them flowers out o' the pot an' dthrop them, one by one, till ye have the ground covered from the head of Pancho's bed to the tail o' Michael's. 'Twon't make the whole of a ring, but if ye crook it out i' the middle to the wall yondther, 'twill be like enough." With a doubtful eye Sandy spanned the distance. "Na na.