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'Thin they'se calciminin' an' paper-hangin', well, call it tin millyons. 'But what do I get out iv it? says Ganderbilk. 'Have ye a ticket to th' church to see me marrid? says th' jook. 'No, says his pappa-in-law. 'Well, here's a couple, says th' jook. 'Bring wan iv ye'er frinds with ye. So Ganderbilk he coughed.

'As th' late Earl iv Pitt said, th' furniture may go out iv it, th' constable may enther, th' mortgage may fall on th' rooned roof, but a thrue Englishman'll niver leave, he says, 'while they'se food an' dhrink, he says. 'Willum Waldorf Asthor has busted th' laws iv hospitality, an' made a monkey iv a lile subjick iv th' queen, he says.

Then suddenly a man swung around the corner swearing in bitter rage: "The damned thieves, they'se stole a year's work the white " But some one called, "Hush up, Sanders! There's a white woman." And he threw a startled look at Mary and hurried by.

Twitt began to laugh, "wheer ye can't 'ave a moniment put up to your dead folk without 'subjectin'' the design to the Town Council an' we all knows the fine taste o' Town Councils! They'se 'artists, an' no mistake! I've got the rules of the cemetery of that town for my own eddification. They runs like this " And drawing a paper from his pocket, he read as follows:

They'se a race iv people livin' in Cinthral Africa that'd be jus' r-right. They niver sleep, tkey can carry twice their weight on their backs, they have no frinds, they wear no clothes, they can't read, they can't dance an' they don't dhrink. Th' fact is they're thoroughly oneddycated.

'They'se nawthin, he says, 'that does a tip so much good as to give it circulation, he says. 'I think, be this time, he says, 'all me frinds knows how to proceed, but Great Hivins! he says. 'What have I done? Whin all the poor people go to get th' stock they won't be anny f'r thim. I can not lave thim thus in th' lurch. Me reputation as a gintleman an' a fi-nanceer is at stake, he says.

They swallers THAT, an' the fish goes in two kinds the old Squire never had but one THAT goes down, an' then comes the hentreys. Them's sometimes two sometimes four it just depends on the number we 'as at table. They'se all got French names there's nothing plain English about them.

"Oh, no, I want no collection at all. I only want a little voluntary work on their part." He looked relieved, frowned through the door at the audience, and looked at his bright gold watch. The whole crowd was not there yet perhaps "You kin say just a word before the sermont," he finally yielded; "but not long not long. They'se just a-dying to hear me."

Well, sir, he's with the ladies; while his namesake has gone back to the table, and has put luff upon luff, to fetch up leeway." "And the ladies what have they done with themselves, in this scene of noisy revelry?" "They'se in yonder state-room, your honour. As soon as they found how the ship was heading, like all women-craft, they both makes for the best harbour they could run into.

'They'se a couple iv good wans on at th' op'ra house to-night, an' if his Spiklets don't tin-can 'tis like findin' money in an ol' coat that 'Fightin', says th' editor, 'is a crool an' onchristyan spoort, he says.