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Eatin' soap makes anyone sick. Youse dames is easy. He's chuckin' a dummy." "'A dummy?" The dummy-chucker sat a bit straighter. "Sure, ma'am. That's his game. He t'rows phony fits. He eats a bit of soap and makes his mouth foam. Last week, he got pinched right near here " But the dummy-chucker heard no more. He rolled sidewise just as the cry: "Police!" burst from the woman's lips.

"Dey wuz a scene where us guys wuz sellin' papes, an' anudder guy comes along, and t'rows a handful of money in de street he had so much he didn't know what t' do wit' it dat wuz in de picture," he explained. "I wuz in de scene." "Was it real money?" asked Paul. "Naw nottin' but tin," and the tone expressed the disappointment that had been experienced.

Now, dat a sort of reason'ble punishment, too; but I nebber does it. If mouse eat my bread, it do seem right to tell mouse dat he hab enough, and dat he must not eat any more for a week, or a mont', but it too cruel for me, and I nebber does it; no, I t'rows de little debil overboard, and lets him drown like a gentle'em."

Youse fellers er lookin' fer a scrap an' it's damn likely yeh'll fin' one if yeh keeps on shootin' off yer mout's. I know yehs! See? I kin lick better men dan yehs ever saw in yer lifes. Dat's right! See? Don' pick me up fer no stuff er yeh might be jolted out in deh street before yeh knows where yeh is. When I comes from behind dis bar, I t'rows yehs bote inteh deh street. See?"