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Think of it, fellers, and I speak speshul to you whiskey souses wot ain't breathed pure air sence you was let loose on the same gent's bowel picklin' sperrit.

"Gang fight," his chauffeur informed him briefly: "fly-cops cornered a bunch of 'em in November's garage " "Whose garage ?" "Red November's! Guess you've heard of him," the man pursued eagerly. "That's right he runs his own garage taxis for Dutch House souses, yunno " "Wait!" P. Sybarite interrupted. "Let me get this straight."

Having roused these two inebriates from their drunken slumbers on the hay in his barn with a healthy kick, he proceeded to herd them out into the daylight with a whole-hearted enthusiasm. "Out you get, you lousy souses," he enjoined them. "There's a big play up at the old tree goin' to happen right away.

Goodness knows she needn't be afraid my paws are dirty, for I haven't been over the threshold since I came here, for a breath of fresh air; beside, every morning she souses me head over heels in a tub of water, till I hear all sorts of sounds, and see all sorts of sights; and then roasts my brains out drying me between the andirons.

"How about last night in front of Shanley's? Guess you wasn't there, eh? Guess I just dreamt about a bunch of souses turkey-trottin' along the sidewalk? I'd of stood for it, at that, but the girls got to pullin' it too raw even for Broadway. "I know'd you by sight an' started in to give you the tip to put the soft pedal on the wiggle stuff, when, zowie!