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Old Tim Calahan he was a hell of a man. Fatty Melcher he made that up. Frank Hanes aint got enny branes and dont know enuf to go in when it ranes Beany he made that up. Nipper Brown tumbled down and busted his head and cracked his crown. i made that up too. Granvil Miller the barber went to shave his father the razer sliped and cut his lip becaus he forgot the lather.

"Something of the kind, I think," rejoins Hamersley, still considering. "Wal, he's wantin' to get on bad enuf now, if the mule 'ud only let him. Say, Frank, shell I put a payriud to their conflict by sendin' a bit o' lead that way, I kin rub the varmint out by jest pressin' my finger on this trigger." "Do you mean the man or the mule?" "The man, in coorse.

"Ye weigh three hundred, Tom," he said, "ef ye weigh a pound, an' I don't weigh but ninety, 'n ye couldn't handle me keerful enuf not to leave me in a fix as wouldn't be no credit to ye when ye was done; 'n it 'ed look kinder bad for ye to meddle with me, anyhow. An' the madder ye get, the more particular ye'll be not to. Thar's whar ye are, Tom; an' I ain't sich a fool as not to know it."

"If this hyur thing'll carry fur enuf, I kin," was the reply. "It will kill at a thousand yards, point blank," cried the major, with energy. "Ha! are you sure of that, Major?" I asked. "Certainly, Captain. I got it from the inventor. We tried it at Washington. It is loaded with a conical bullet. It bored a hole through an inch plank at that distance." "Well.

"Viva!" "He's right, he's right!" "Hooraw for old Rube!" and various exclamations, were uttered by the hunters. "'Tain't needcessary for them to know why he shud 'a tuk that track. They'll know his arrows; that's enuf. By the time they gits back, with their fingers in thur meat-traps, we'll hev start enough to carry us to Hackensack." "Ay, that we will, by gollies!"

"Awh, iss: I knaws 'en fast enuf," said Triggs, who felt by intuition that Reuben's desire was to know no good of him, "and a precious stomachy chap he is. Lord! I pities the maid who'll be his missis: whether gentle or simple, her's got her work cut out afore her." "In what way? How do ye mean?"

Ye've time enuf yet to save yerself. Git out o' the clarin', an' thur'll be no harm done ye!" "I shall not go out of the clearing, until you've acknowledged my claim." "Then you'll niver go out o' it alive I swar by God! niver!" "You are determined, then, to be my murderer?" I again pronounced the word in the most emphatic tone.

"Ha, my lads," cried the `Jaunty, who stood by the entry-port, "you've just saved your bacon!" The other fellows were just coming down from skylarking; and, going below with the lot, we found time before turning in Mick having declared that he was "hungry enuf to ate an illiphant" to sample the stock of grub mother had so thoughtfully provided us with.

But when i think on you my ladi a lorful legel wife gud and virtus and peur and of the things as i hev seen which is enuf to bring a blush to the face of a stater, I knows it is my holy dooty to rite your ladishipp as follers. Your ladishipp forgif me but on the nite of whittsundey last Miss B. Grainger wint after midnite inter the room of your bad usband as I was to mi sham ther to se.

Father thot i aught to keep a diry, but i sed i dident want to, because i coodent wright well enuf, but he sed he wood give $1000 dolars if he had kept a diry when he was a boy.