"They have plenty," I said, "but it's usually bad at least hopelessly unromantic. Who ever heard of a heroic or self-denying cat? Cats do what they like, not what you want them to do." He laughed. "Sometimes they do what you like very much. You haven't heard Mrs. Warburton-Kinneir's cat-story?" "The Warburton-Kinneirs! I didn't know they were back in England." "Oh yes.