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'In th' eighth sintince I move to sthrike out th' wurrud and as unconstitutional, unprofissyonal, an' conthry to th' laws iv evidence. 'My Gawd, has my clint no rights in this coort? says th' other lawyer. 'Ye bet he has, says th' coort. 'We'll sthrike out th' wurrud and but well substichoot th' more proper wurrud "aloofness."

Tell him Lord Garty's ready to pass sintince on him for not stalin' the heart of her wid his Rule o' Three. Ha! by the holy farmer, you'll get it for stayin' from school to this hour. Be quick, abouchal!"

Cubian buys hersilf a new bonnet; and where wanst they was sorrow an' despair all is happiness an' a cottage organ. "Ye can't make people here undherstand that, an' ye can't make a Cubian undherstand that freedom means th' same thing as a pinitinchry sintince. Whin we thry to get him to wurruk, he'll say: 'Why shud I? I haven't committed anny crime. That's goin' to be th' throuble.

"Why," said Mat, "if the gintleman's not afther bein' sacked clane, I'm not here." "Are you a mathematician?" inquired Mat's friend, determined to follow up his victory; "do you know Mensuration?" "Come, I do know Mensuration," said the Englishman, with confidence. "And how would you find the solid contents of a load of thorns?" "Ay, or how will you consther and parse me this sintince?" said Mat

Do ye think ye kin make anny of thim min believe ye cayre for the souls of us whin ye do nahthing for the bodies that's before yer eyes tlothed in rrags and stairved, and made to sleep on beds of brick and stone, and to receive a hundred abuses a day that was nivver intended to be a pairt of annybody's sintince and manny of'm not tried yit, an' nivver a-goun' to have annythin' proved ag'in 'm?