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Says she, 'Where's me hoosband? in a German brogue ye cud cut with an ax. 'I don't know ye'er husband, ma'am, says I. 'What's his name? She told me, an' I seen she was Casey's wife; 'He's in there, I says. 'In back, I says, 'talking to Doolan, th' prolotoorio. I wint back with her, an' there was Casey whalin' away. 'Ar-re ye men or ar-re ye slaves? he says to Doolan.

He cudden't abide Cassidy afther he heerd he was a dayscinded fr'm th' kings iv Connock, though Cassidy was what ye call a prolotoorio or a talkin' workin'man. An' th' wan king he hated above all others was th' king iv Scholizwig-Holstein, which was th' barbarous counthry he come fr'm.

If Schwartzmeister didn't pay him f'r half-solin' a pair iv Congress gaiters he used to wear in thim days, he tied a sthring arround his finger f'r to remind him that he had to kill Ludwig. 'What have ye again' th' king? says I. 'He is an opprissor iv th' poor, he says. 'So ar-re ye, I says, 'or ye'd mend boots free. 'He's explodin' th' prolotoorio, he says.

'Th' governmint, says he, 'is in th' hands iv th' monno-polists, he says, 'an' they're crushin' th' life out iv th' prolotoorios. A prolotoorio, Jawn, is th' same thing as a hobo.

'Sure, says I, 'th' prolotoorio can explode thimsilves pretty well, says I. 'He oughtn't to be allowed to live in luxury while others starve, he says. 'An' wud ye be killin' a man f'r holdin' a nice job? says I. 'What good wud it do ye? says I. 'I'd be th' emancipator iv th' people, says he.