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The nex' mornin', ez I wuz milkin', the ceow tuk fright an' begun ter cut up, an' she cut up so thet I run an' she arter me, an' the long an' the short uv it wuz thet she tossed me, an' w'en they got me up they foun' I hedn't but one eye.
W'en I wuz a heousekeeper, I used ter keep the femily in butter an' sell enough to Miss Smith she thet wuz Mary Breown ter buy our shoes, all off uv one ceow. S'pose I take this pat?" I was kind of dumfoundered at first; I forgot Aunt Mimy was the biggest beggar in Rockingham County. "No," says I, as soon as I got my breath, "I sha'n't suppose any such thing.
This from gallant David, greeted with roars of laughter. "Now, Dave, s'pose your wife 'ud hear o' that?" "She'd snatch 'im bald-headed, that's what she'd do." "Say, somebody drive that ceow down this way," said Bill. "Don't get off that drive! It's too old," criticised Shep, passing the milk jug. Potatoes were seized, cut in halves, sopped in gravy, and taken one, two!
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