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"Pray give me your best attention and I will endeavour to explain to you how I lost it." "Oh, sir," cried Winnifred, "I am only a poor girl unskilled in the ways of the world, and knowing nothing but music and French; I fear that the details of business are beyond my grasp. But if it is lost, I gather that it is gone." "It is," said Mr. Bonehead.

And if one of our shell factories was in danger of being dynamited, here was my cue to make a medal play, wa'n't it? "I am for telephoning the authorities at once," announces Cecil. "Ah, you don't know our bonehead cops," says I. "Besides, if we can block the game ourselves, what's the use? Let's get 'em in the act. I'm going to pipe off our friend with the meat-knife."

I've seen them make some bonehead plays, in my time, and some wonderful hits, too, I'll admit that." "Do you want to try a little of it for me?" Willa asked. "An old Spanish woman disappeared early this morning from that house back on Second Place, and I want her found without delay.

You know that yourself. He was too self-willed for the job." "James was a bonehead I give you that. Then there was Hollis." "The man was mad." "Well, he went a bit woozy towards the end. It's enough to make a man bug-house when he has to play a part from morning to night with a hundred guys all ready to set the coppers wise to him. But now there is Steiner "

The occupant of the tent hitched a suspender over one shoulder and grinned cheerfully. "The kid's took care of! She's with Ma Billings. That was a nasty header you took last night. O. K. now? We gotter pull out in an hour." "Oh, I'm all right; but say, did I pull that bonehead stuff out there before all of them?" Jim reddened beneath his tan at the thought. "Fall off the horse like that, I mean?"

"Yes," he retorted, "yes; almost intelligent enough to go on the stage," and then he spent the next ten minutes in explaining that he had meant to convey no reflections; that his sweetheart was the dearest, most lovable, and most intelligent person in the world; that he would never have made, and never could make, an actor: that he was the biggest bonehead in the boundaries of the City of Toronto, and all his friends and acquaintances knew it.

The bonehead audience sits there and applauds the show as an educational act!" But the audience! "Wonderful things kindness will do with animals," said a member of one, a banker and a deacon. "Even human love can be taught to them by kindness. The cat and the rat have been enemies since the world began.

Yet the thought of all that wasted effort stirred him to resentment. "That's one on you, Tony, old boy!" chuckled Billy, with a poke in the ribs. "It's lucky the dough wouldn't stick," laughed Frank. "There wouldn't have been much nourishment in that kind of bread." "Dat guy a bonehead," asserted Tony, as he scraped his board with vigor. "A vera beeg bonehead."

"That gives us second place, anyway, Tim. The Foxes have 11 points, and we have 9, and the Eagles have 7." But Tim could take no comfort. He had fallen down again. Bonehead! That's what he was a bonehead! The blackboard was changed: PATROL POINTS Eagle 74-1/2 Fox 79 Wolf 76-1/2 "Gosh!" cried Bobbie. "Before inspection we were third, and only one point behind first place.

I'll let it leak out that I'm only sending Zanzibar for a workout and to see whether he's improved any over last season. The pool rooms won't know what hit 'em." "Hold on!" said McManus suddenly. "Suppose Curry gets into the race." "Bonehead!" growled Wilson. "You've got Curry on the brain. Outside of Elisha there's no class to his string of beetles, and Elisha is a distance horse.